上校先生吗？ Colonel?
我想我有线索了。 I think I'm on a trail.
小心点，罗德里格斯。 Be careful, Rodriguez.
我可不想失去我最好的一个特务。 I don't want to lose one of my best agents.
不用担心 。 Don't worry .
我认为他们没有发现我。 I don't think they saw me.
我有可靠的第六感，随时躲避即将发生的危险的。 I have an unfailing sixth sense for impending danger.
我操，我被吊起来了，上校！ I'm going up, Colonel!
好吧，保持冷静，我等你消息。 Okay, come on up, I'll wait for you.
他们发现我了！ They saw me!
我被逮住了，上校。 I'm lost, Colonel.
再见了，上校！ Farewell, Colonel!
喂！ Hello!
喂，罗德里格斯？ Hello, Rodriguez?
牛逼特工王 The Magnificent One
-- 柯林斯上校。-- 蓬托伯特。 Colonel Collins. Pontaubert.
我从墨西哥过来，将军。 I've come from Mexico, General.
罗德里格斯死了。 Rodriguez is dead.
真的吗？ Really?
这是怎么发生的？ How did it happen?
他被鲨鱼吃掉了，在一个电话亭里。 He was devoured by a shark，in a phone booth.
什么？我不明白 Excuse me?
先生，以我们政府的名义， Sir, in the name of our government,
我强烈要求你们把鲍勃•圣克莱尔（Bob St. Clare）调来负责此案。 I'm asking you to put Bob St. Clare on this case.
鲍勃•圣克莱尔？ Bob St. Clare?
有那么严重吗？ Is it that serious?
自由世界的未来危在旦夕。 The future of the free world is at stake.
鲍勃•圣克莱尔是唯一能解救我们的秘密特工。 Bob St. Clare is the only secret agent
还有谁能比他强，情况太复杂了。 who can solve such a complex situation.
他现在巴格达。 He's in Baghdad.
我会立即打电话呼叫他。 I will call him immediately .
你好，我亲爱的杰罗姆？ Hello, my dear Jerome?
帮我打电话到巴格达，好吗？ Call Baghdad for me, will you?
这里是鲍勃•圣克莱尔。 Bob St. Clare speaking.
啊，是的，将军，早上好！ Ah yes, General, good morning!
哦，就是日常的正常生活习惯咯，一般吧。 Oh, the usual routine, General.
你刚才说啥？ Did you say
被鲨鱼吃掉了？ eaten by a shark?
还是在电话亭里？ And in a phone booth?
好的，我完成这个案子就马上赶过来。 Yes, I'll finish the case and come right over.
我有一些有趣的信息，是关于墨西哥的。 I have some interesting information about Mexico.
但我现在不能说。 Il can't talk right now.
我在行李领取处等你。 I'll be waiting at the baggage claim.
我的荣幸，将军！ My respects, General!
你在等人吗？ Are you waiting for somebody?
是的，一个线人。 An informer.
可奇怪的是他还没来。 Odd that he's not here yet.
是他吗？ Is that him?
是的。 Affirmative.
不要触碰伤者，我来照顾他们。 Don't touch the victims, I'll take care of them.
他有本阿尔巴尼亚护照。 He has an Albanian passport.
那你会说阿尔巴尼亚语吗 圣克莱尔？ Do you speak Albanian, St. Clare?
我们得找个翻译。 We should find an interpreter.
我们找到一位阿尔巴尼亚语翻译了， 可他只会说罗马尼亚语。 We got an Albanian interpreter, but he only speaks Rumanian.
所以我们又找到一个罗马尼亚人， 但他又只会说塞尔维亚语。 So we had to find a Rumanian, but he only speaks Serbian.
塞尔维亚人又只懂俄语，俄罗斯人只会说捷克语。 The Serbian only knows Russian, the Russian only Czech.
最幸运的是，我说捷克语。 Luckily, I speak Czech.
这我们会浪费太多时间了吧！ We'll lose too much time!
那我们赶快开始吧。快点。 Let's go. Hurry .
他在说什么？ What is he saying?
他想知道他有伤得有多严重。 He wants to know how badly he's wounded.
告诉他有一个碎片穿透了-- Tell him a splinter passed through
他的胸骨锁乳突肌， his sterno cleidomastoid,
并卡在他的蝶骨上，蛋蛋对面的位置。 and settled in his sphenoid, opposite his fallopian tube.
他为谁工作？ Who does he work for?
他没说完他的话。 He couldn't finish his sentence.
他说：“我为--- 咳咳咳。” He said, "I work for cough cough cough."
他说：“我要死了！阿尔巴尼亚万岁！” And he said, "I'm dying! Long live Albania!"
都结束了。 It's over.
我们要面对的是一个危险的对手，圣克莱尔。 We're dealing with a dangerous adversary, St. Clare.
看来是这样的，将军阁下。 It looks like it, General.
我担心你不会有度假出现了，亲爱的鲍勃。 I'm afraid you won't be on vacation anytime soon, dear Bob.
这位牧师来自哪里？ Where did this priest come from?
不知道。 No idea.
他们无处不在呢。 They're everywhere.
好吧。 Well.
你的飞机一小时后出发。 Your plane is in an hour.
我们墨西哥有联络人。 We have a contact in Mexico.
有人会在阿卡普尔科机场等你。 Someone will be waiting for you at the Acapulco airport.
我怎样才能认出来？ How can I spot him?
是位小姐。 It's a woman.
她的名字叫塔蒂亚娜。 Her name is Tatiana.
你会认出她的，她腋下夹着法棍面包。 You'll know her from the baguette she has under her arm.
早上好。 Good morning.
我真担心我们会想念彼此。 I was afraid we'd miss each other.
我没有找到法棍面包。 I couldn't find a baguette.
我们不会这样错过的，塔蒂亚娜。 We couldn't have missed each other, Tatiana.
出发吧。 Let's go.
他们找到鲨鱼了吗？就是吃了罗德里格斯的那个。 Did they find the shark that ate Rodriguez?
是的，在罐头厂找到的。 Yes, at the cannery .
那罗德里格斯呢？ And Rodriguez?
哦，可怜的老乔。 Poor old Joe.
是呀，真不幸。 Yeah.
多么美丽的景色啊。 What a lovely view.
走上面的车道。 Take the upper level.
那个新娘昨晚在奥利向我开过枪。 That bride shot at me last night at Orly .
你知道吗，我有非常敏感的一面。 Il have a very sensitive side, you know.
但有样事我就老做不好。 I can't do a thing about it.
这是真的，你可能都会发笑， It's true, you may laugh,
每次我看到蜜蜂， but every time I see a bee
哦，打扰一下。 Excuse me.
-- 我刚才说什么来着？ -- 你说蜜蜂。 What was I saying? You were speaking of bees.
哦，是的，每当我看到蜜蜂 Oh yes, every time I see a bee
带着花粉在花朵之间传粉， bringing pollen from one flower to another,
靠这样，让生命永存 perpetuating life this way,
这就几乎会让我哭。 it almost makes me cry .
又是针对你的埋伏？ Another ambush?
没有，但是这很奇怪 No, but it was weird
这小卡车是如何在我们前面画出一条白线的。 how the truck drew a white line in front of us.
是人都会犯错！ We all make mistakes!
女人们都喜欢你！ Women like you!
我不知道。 I don't know.
你这个骗子。 You liar.
-- 那是什么？ -- 我的空心牙齿！ What was that? My hollow tooth!
我靠，氰化物药丸不见了！ The cyanide pill is gone!
这可是有史以来一次，是当我亲吻女人的时候发生了！ That's the first time that ever happened when I kissed a woman!
可奇怪的是，它去哪儿了？ That's surprising, where'd it go?
我不知道，我吐出来了。 I don't know, I spat it out.
很好，但我们必须找到它！ Good, but we must find it!
等等，我觉得好像是掉下来了，掉到泳池里了。 Wait, I think it fell into the pool.
我去找一下管理人员，让他们重新排水和注水吧。 I'll ask the management to drain and refill the pool.
鲍勃，我们走吧，去我那。 Bob, let's go to my place.
我担心，鲍勃。 I'm afraid, Bob.
别害怕，宝贝，你和我在一起呢。 Don't be afraid, baby, I'm here with you.
不，可就是你把我吓到了。 No, you're the one who scares me.
我有什么好怕的，嗯？ What's so scary about me, hmm?
我的小亲亲？ My little pumpkin?
罗德里格斯当时在和谁通话--- Who was Rodriguez talking to
鲨鱼袭击他时，他在电话亭里？ when the shark attacked him in the phone booth?
和柯林斯上校，大使馆武官。 To Colonel Collins, the military attache of the embassy .
正在为我做预约。 Make an appointment for me with him.
塔蒂亚娜，我们就是天生的绝妙搭配。 Tatiana, we make a good team.
“我爱你呀，大海，你的宽广如我的胸怀， "I love you, ocean, great like my soul,
你略带清醒的呻吟激起了我苦涩的酝酿。” Your moaning tinged with lucidity stirs a bitter brew."
太美了，是谁写的？ That's beautiful, who is it?
我呀。 Me.
我们在这片海滩上奔跑吧，赤身跑，彻底放纵， Let's run on this beach，completely naked,
让我亲吻你咸香的娇肤。 and I'll lick your salty skin.
哦，鲍勃！ Oh, Bob!
我可以打扫你的房间吗，梅林先生？ Can I clean up your room, Mr. Merlin?
啊？ Huh?
我可以打扫房间吗？ Can I clean the room?
-- 只要五分钟，先生，-- 让我整完这一章。 Five minutes, Mr s. Berger, I'd like to finish this chapter.
啊，你今早做了很多事。 Ah, you got a lot done this morning.
不，我只写了十页纸。我来晚了。 No, I only wrote ten pages. I'm late.
-- 电工师傅莫扎特。-- 嘘！ Mozart Electricity . Hush!
-- 原来是电工师傅啊， -- 梅林先生。 It's the electrician, Mr. Merlin.
哦，终于来了。 Oh, finally .
很高兴见到你，先生！ Il'm very pleased to see you, Mr. Boudart!
早上好。 Good morning.
浴室在这边。 The bathroom is this way .
你知道，我一直等着为你服务，快两周了。 Y'know, I've been waiting for you for two weeks.
但水管工还没来过吗？ But the plumber hasn't been here yet?
不不不，我也在等他。 No, no, I'm also waiting for him.
嘿，他不来，我什么也做不了。 Hey, I can't do anything if the plumber hasn't come yet.
可他就是不来。 He just doesn't come.
听着，你得告诉他快点。 Listen, you just have to tell him to hurry a little.
水工不做完，我的电气没法动工， I can't do the electrical before the plumbing has been done,
你明白吗？ you understand?
他不会再等两周才过来吧。 But he's not coming for another two weeks.
然后到六月就可以完成。 Then it'll be done by June.
六月？ June?
本来计划十二月完工的！ It was supposed to be done by December!
-- 听着，我能做什么？ -- 去与水管工交涉。 Listen, what can I do? Talk to the plumber.
-- 但是--- -- 听着。 But. . .Listen.
水管工完事之后再给我打电话，好吗？ Call me again after the plumber was here, all right?
-- 再见， -- 时间就是金钱 。 Bye bye, time is money .
当她给工人们打电话时，他们告诉她要三个月！ When she called the workers, they told her three months!
等等，我给你看看。 Wait, I'll show you.
啊！操！ Ah! Betrayed!
妈的！ Oh, shit!
咋的？ Yes?
没啥，这该死的机器。 Nothing, it's this damn machine.
“t”键不起作用！ The "t" doesn't work!
啊？ Excuse me?
咋“s”键也没有了！ I don't have an "s"!
啊! Ah!
在他的直升机上。 On he_ helicop_er.
在直升机上？ On _he helicop_er?
耶_！ Ye_!
别担心，亲爱的，我会叉你--离--这里！ Don' worry, my darling, I'll ge_ u_ ou_ of here!
还是不行？ Still doesn't work?
唉，我永远也做不到。 I'll never make it.
如果我不每天至少写15页，我就不会成功。 If I don't write at least 15 pages today, I won't make it.
现在几点了？ What time is it?
九点多。 Past nine.
该死！ Damn!
你知道吗，我要买一台新机器。 You know what, I'll just buy a new machine.
“你拨打的号码。 。 ”。 "The number you have dialed. . ."
“喂，是你吗，杰曼？” "Hello, is that y ou, Germaine?"
应该我自己去会更好一点！ It's better if I go there myself!
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
我也是下的。 I'm going down, too.
你要不试一下？ Would you like to try it?
太好了，如果你不介意的话。 Yes, if you don't mind.
-- 自己去试吧。-- 谢谢你，先生。 Go ahead. Thank you, sir.
塔蒂亚娜。 Tatiana.
非常好，非常好！ Very good, very good!
好的，中午之前我们会确定发货。 Ok, we'll deliver it by noon, and we'll pick yours up.
请一定确认一下，周一之前我要它写完一本书。 Please make sure, because I have to finish a book by Monday .
好的，我还有啥可以帮到你？ So, what do I owe you?
嘿，你不能过来柜台后面，我的朋友！ Hey, you can't come behind the counter, my friend!
对不起，老兄，呃 I'm sorry, uh
你介意兑现几天后的期票吗？ Would you mind cashing the check a few days from now?
我也在等待一笔人家的付款。 I'm waiting for a payment.
哦，这恐怕不行，我们是有规矩的。 Oh, I'm afraid that doesn't comply with our policy .
求求你了，就一周时间？ Come on, one week?
好吧，求求你啦，谢谢。 Please? Thank you.
你电影看多了吗？ Are you in movies?
查恩先生不能容忍拖延的 Mr. Charrn can't tolerate delay
他到各省的交货必须准时。 on his deliveries to the provinces.
我们有个大订单的。 We have a big or der for "Panaris aux Canaries"
我们无法提供。 。 。 and we can't provide Vesoul. . .
这里是编辑部，我会帮你接通的，你别挂线。 This is Charron Editions. I'll put you through, hold on.
-- 梅林先生？ -- 啊？ Mr. Merlin? Huh?
查伦先生正在恭候你哦。 Mr. Charron is waiting for y ou.
啊，告诉簿记员，我稍后会过来。 Ah, tell the bookkeepers I'll come by later on.
还是关于预付款吗？ Is it about an advance?
是的，他最好不要拒绝，我们的查伦先生老好人了。 Yes, he'd better not refuse it, our good old Charron.
不行。 No.
是的，是的。 Yes, yes.
这样不好了。 。 。嗯嗯，明白了。 Oh no. . .hmmm, under stood.
-- 需要我能提供什么帮助吗？-- 是的，我。 。 。 How can I help? Well, I am. . .
鲍勃•圣克莱尔写得怎么样了？ How's Bob St. Clare?
写到他在阿卡普尔科了。 He's in Acapulco.
哦，我爱阿卡普尔科，我会在那度过这个冬天的。 Oh, I love Acapulco, I'll be spending this winter there.
你去过那里吗？ Have you been?
真没去过，你知道的。 Not really, you know.
我只是在用我的想象力， 还有一张好地图，还有一些小册子。 I use my imagination, a good map, some brochures.
我懂了。那我怎么帮你？ I see. How can I help you?
-- 嗯，我现在。 。 。-- 是的？ Well, I'm in de. . .Yes?
我有些债务危机。 I'm in debt.
是吗？ Yes?
我向我的银行保证马上会有进项。 。 。 And I promised my bank I'd come by later on. . .
嗯哼。 Yes.
所以我在想， 你应该可以先给我一点预付款。 。 。 So, I was thinking, if you could give me a little advance. . .
嗯。 Mmm.
抱歉？ Excuse me?
不行啊。 No.
啊。 Ah.
你的交稿时间是哪天？ When are you supposed to deliver the manuscript?
周一 。 Monday .
那么，我周一给你付款。 So, I'll give you your advance on Monday .
花生来点吗？ Peanut?
不用。 No.
相信我，你会有很好的交易回报的，亲爱的梅林。 Believe me, you have the better part of the deal, dear Merlin.
来，看看我做了什么。 Here, look what I do.
我收到一大堆---。 I receive these.
手稿。 Manuscripts.
一天二十，每周一百四十。 Twenty a day, a hundred and forty a week.
我该如何应对这些垃圾狗屎呀？ What am I supposed to do with all this crap?
相信我，你最终--- Believe me, at the end of the day
-- 会从你的作品中收益良多的。 you get more satisf action out of what you do.
你为上千人编制梦想。 You make thousands of people dream.
哦，亲爱的梅林，你创造的梦想。 And this dream, dear Merlin, was created by you.
全因为你。 Because you
因为你是个魔术大师，而我呢，贩夫走卒而已。 Because you are a magician, and I am just a vendor.
周一见吧，我的朋友。 See you Monday, my friend.
但是--- But
靠。这垃圾钥匙 。 Shit. My key .
没关系了，今天算是你的幸运日吧。 Never mind, it's your lucky day .
走吧！ Move!
完美呢。 Perfect.
好吧，让我们继续吧。 Okay, let's go.
我就对你有过那么一点预感，卡波夫。 I had a feeling you were part of this, Karpof.
啊，你的同伴可太有魅力了，我亲爱的圣克莱尔。 Your partner is very attractive, dear St. Clare.
难道你不想先介绍介绍我吗？ Don't you want to introduce me?
塔蒂亚娜，我不得不让你认识一下， Tatiana, let me prevent you from making the aquaintance
我见识过的最卑鄙的人渣， of one of the dirtiest scumbags I've ever met，
卡波夫上校，特勤局的头， Colonel Karpof, head of the secret service
隶属于阿尔巴尼亚人民共和国。 of the People's Republic of Albania.
哦，你让我受宠若惊，圣克莱尔。 Oh, I'm flattered, St. Clare.
我可是很开心见到你！ I'm happy to see you!
我一直都认为你是一个超有价值的对手，值得尊敬。 I've always considered you a worthy adver sary .
来点花生？ Peanut?
让你和你该死的花生见鬼去吧。 You know what you can do with your frigging peanuts.
圣克莱尔，这里大家都是绅士。 St. Clare, we're amongst gentlemen here.
你可以决定我们是否可以成为朋友，这不是开玩笑。 It is totally up to you now if we can be friends, no kidding.
我们来个交易吧。 Make a deal with me,
我会让你成为世界上最富有的人。 and I'll make you the richest man in the world.
你觉得怎么样？要先预付500万美元吗？ What would you think of a little advance of $5 million?
我不需要你的血腥钱，卡波夫！ I don't need your blood money, Karpof!
那好吧。 All right, then.
亲爱的圣克莱尔，你看到这台机器了吗？ Dear St. Clare, you see this machine?
这个容器装满了浓硫酸。 This container holds concentrated sulfuric acid.
而这个滑轮上的绳子被酸浸湿了。。 The cord on this pulley is soaked with acid.
52秒后，绳子它会被烧断， In 52 seconds, it'll burn through,
这将使这个笼子猛然打开， which will make this cage snap open,
老鼠就会进入另一个笼子 allowing this rat to go into the other cage
它会开始咬你的屁股。 and eat your butt.
它的牙齿上已经沾染了氰化物。 And its teeth are impregnated with cyanide.
它的牙齿上已经沾染了氰化物？ Its teeth are impregnated with cyanide?
“它的牙齿上已经沾染了氰化物”？ "Its teeth are impregnated with cyanide"?
不行，那意味着老鼠早死了。 No, that would mean that the rat dies.
噢，这只该死的老鼠！ Oh, this damn rat!
我要写什么呢？ What am I gonna write?
嗯嗯就是这样！老鼠发狂了！ Hmm ah that's it! The rat is rabid!
好吧，这只老鼠患有狂犬病！ Okay, the rat is rabid!
你在浪费我的时间，卡波夫。 You're wasting my time, Karpof.
我对狂犬病是免疫的。 I'm immune to rabies.
剃须刀刀片。 The razor blade.
也许你不会再那么免疫了， 如果你看到你的朋友受苦的话。 Maybe you won't be so immune to seeing your friend suffer.
首先我要划破她的左乳房。 First, I'll cut her left breast.
鲍勃！ Bob!
卡波夫！ Karpof!
嗨，老爸。 Hi, Dad.
我什么也做不了。 I can't get a thing done.
你在这里做什么？ What a e you doing here?
今天是周三，我来这里吃午饭。 It's Wednesday, I'm here for lunch.
什么？ What?
今天是周三，我来这里吃午饭。 It's Wednesday, I'm here for lunch.
-- 这是真的！现在几点了？-- 一点半？ -- 主啊！ It's true what time is it? Half past one? Good Lord!
-- 你吃过了吗？ -- 嗯，没有，因为。 。 。 Have you eaten? Well, no, because. . .
对不起，我今天早上 5:00就醒了。 Excuse me, I woke up at 5 : 00 this morning.
你一起吗？ Are you coming?
你妈妈怎么样？ How's your mother?
很好，很好。 Fine, fine.
那么，安德烈呢？ And Andre?
也挺好，你知道他的。 The same, you know how he is.
哦，是的！ Oh, yes!
你呢？一切都顺利吗？ And you? Are things working out for you?
还好。 Yeah.
哦，差点忘了，你妈妈打来电话。 Oh, before I forget, your mother called.
她让我告诉你 She asked me to tell you
等等，她说啥啦？ Wait, what did she say?
我的学位吗？ About my degree?
是的，你今年必须搞定。否则的--- Yes, that you have to make it this year. Otherwise
不然呢？ Otherwise, what?
嗯，为什么你要笑呢？ Well, why are you laughing?
哦，没什么。 Oh, nothing.
拜托，告诉我有什么好笑的？ Come on, tell me what's so funny?
是你女朋友吗？ Is it your girlfriend
左乳房要被切掉？ whose left breast is supposed to be cut off
为了自由世界的生存？ for the survival of the free world?
好吧，你说完了没？ Okay, are you finished?
你预计什么时候交稿？ When are you supposed to send it in?
周一 。 Monday .
那么，你打算什么时候才写出你最著名的牛逼小说？ So, when are you going to write your famous great novel?
你曾经和我们吹牛过的， You used to tell us about the great book
你一老早就计划开写了的好吧。 that you were going to write.
是的，是的，好吧，可这些不能帮我付清电费。 Yeah well, it won't pay the electric bills
也没法付清给你老娘的赡养费。 or the alimony I send to your mother.
-- 嘿，你认识她吗？ -- 不。 Hey, do you know her? No.
-- 她是谁？-- 我不知道，好像英国人吧。 Who is she? I don't know, she's English.
你知道我写过42本小书吗， Did you know that I've written 42 of these little books,
每本书里，至少有四到五页是写得非常精彩的。 and in each one of them, there's about four or five good pages.
四十二乘五，那几乎也是一本完整的书了，对吧？ Forty two times five, almost a book, right?
好吧，我走了。 Well, I'm off.
大佬保重啊，下周三见 。 Take care, big guy, see you Wednesday .
哦，我最近手头太紧了。 Oh, I'm broke.
能给我一百块钱吗？ Can you give me a hundred bucks?
这里，就是我全部的零碎了。 Here, it's all I have.
好的，可以了。 Okay, that'll do.
-- 多谢，再见。 -- 再见。 Thanks, see ya. Bye.
祝你有个好的一天。 Have a good one.
嘿，我喜欢这个东西，还有那个左边的乳房。 Hey, I like the thing with the left breast.
太棒了。 Not bad at all.
你真这么认为？ You think so?
那当然，绝对的。 Yeah, it's good.
血腥、勇气、暴力！ Blood, guts, violence!
小心，鲍勃！ Watch out, Bob!
卡波夫！ Karpof!
来点花生吧，卡波夫？ A little peanut, Karpof?
鲍勃！ Bob!
我马上回来。 I'll be right with you.
不错吧？哈！ Not bad, huh?
-- 一起来吧。-- 是的！ You and me, come on. Yes!
发发慈悲吧，先生。求您！ Have mercy, sir. Please!
没关系，今天是你的幸运日。 Never mind, it's your lucky day .
滚吧。 Move.
我是水管工米开朗基罗。 Michelangelo Plumbers.
哦，太高兴见到你了！ Oh, I'm delighted to see you!
进来吧，先生们。 Come in, gentlemen.
如果你知道我等你有多久了吗。 If you knew how long I have waited for you.
-- 电工在吗？ -- 是的，今早来过，但是 -- Was the electrician here? Yes, this morning but
他什么也没做！ He didn't do anything!
哦，电线没有布好之前我不会安管的。 Oh, I can't do the plumbing before the wiring is in place.
他们还要做好检查。 What if they made an inspection.
不，听着 No, listen
这就是我的观点。 That's my point.
如果他们检查了后怎么办。 What if they make an inspection?
你不是那个必须面对后果的人。。 You're not the one who has to face the consequences.
不是你。 Not you.
我明白，这正是我和他说的。 I understand, that's exactly what I told him.
对不起，帮不了你。 I'm sorry, can't help you.
我们走吧，马塞尔。 Let's go, Marcel.
再见。 Goodbye.
嘿，别紧张 。 Take it easy .
我不相信这个。 I don't believe this.
你们不能在别的地方整吗？ Can't you do that somewhere else?
法西斯！ Fascists!
噢，上帝啊！ Oh, Good Lord!
对不起，打扰您了，先生。 I'm sorry to disturb you, sir.
是水管工吗？还在吗？ Are the plumbers still here?
我听说他们在你这里，我家的水龙头漏水了。 I heard they were here. My faucet is leaking.
我已经等了他们三个星期。 I've waited for them for three weeks.
什么？哦，水管工。 What? Oh, the plumbers.
等等。 Wait.
嘿，等等！拜托！ Hey, wait! Please!
你别走，我马上去把他们叫回来。 Don't move. I'll bring them right back.
嘿，嘿，伙计们！ Hey, hey, guys!
“所以，鲍勃•圣克莱尔，狡猾似野猫， "So Bob St. Clare, cunning like a wildcat,
逃离了卡波夫的掌控。” escaped Karpof's grip."
你还好吗？小姐... Are you okay? Mademoiselle...
他们。 。 。他们。 。 。管道工。 。 。 The plum. . . plum. . .the pumber. . .
在街上。 。 。我想叫着。 。 。对不起。 。 。 in the street. . .I want. . . forgive me. . .
是的。 。 。香烟。 。 。水管工。 。 。他们 。 。 。他们 。 。 。 it's the. . . cigarettes. . .the plumbers. . . they . . . they . . .
躺在这里。 Lay down over here.
尽量舒展开，把头低下。 Stretch out, your head lowered too.
你抽烟太多了。 You smoke too much.
不多了，最多只有两到三根。 Oh, no, just two or three maximum.
躺五分钟，你会没事的。 Lay down for five minutes, you'll be fine.
哦，没什么。 Oh, it's nothing.
-- 你是小说家，不是吗？ -- 是的，是的。 You're a novelist, aren't you? Yes, yes.
你写了多少本？ How many have you written?
哦，四十二。 Oh, forty two.
我可以拿本看看吗？ Can I take one?
当然可以，请别客气。全部都可以带走。 Yes, please, take them all.
“阿拉斯加的红色恐慌” "The Red Panic in Alaska"
谢谢你的书，我会很快还回来的。 Thanks for the book, I'll bring it back.
再见！ Ciao!
让我告诉你一件事。 Let me tell you something.
是的，亲爱的？ Yes, darling?
我喜欢你。 I like you.
从我见到你的那一刻起，我就喜欢你了。 I liked you from the first moment I saw you.
但引诱我的不是鲍勃·圣克莱尔。 But it wasn't Bob St. Clare who seduced me.
是的，我喜欢你壮实的肌肉，灿烂的笑容， Of course, I love your muscles, your bright smile,
但我知道在这伪装的背后， but I know that behind this disguise,
隐藏着一个胆怯，害羞，且心胸宽广的男人。 there's a man who's timid and shy, with a big heart.
这也是你喜好的的一款男人吧？ And that's the man you love?
当然！ Of course!
嗯，这一点也不令我惊讶，亲爱的。 Well, that doesn't surprise me, my love.
“是的，这也没给我惊喜，我的爱人。 "Well, that doesn't surprise me, my love.
“鲍勃•圣克莱尔，狡猾似野猫， "And Bob St. Clare, as crafty as a wildcat,
挣脱了卡波夫的束缚。” escaped from the grip of Karpof."
好极了！哦，我吵醒你了吗？ Fantastic! Oh, did I wake you up?
我很抱歉，但这太棒了。 I'm so sorry, but this is fantastic.
-- 什么？ -- 你的书呀！ What? Your book!
看完了？ Already?
我已经把它生吞活剥了，我可以再要一些吗？ I devoured it. Can I have another one?
我要这本， I'll take this one,
还有这个，如果你不介意的话！ and this one, too, if you don't mind!
我要把整个书架拿走！ I'll take the whole stack!
你不会把所有的都读完吧！ You're not going to read all this!
这必须的！这很重要！ I sure am! It's very important!
-- 我需要和你聊聊！-- 什么时间？ I need to speak to you! When?
晚点！ Later!
要我等你吗？ Should I wait for you?
是的，我会下来的，一会儿见！ Yes, I'll be down in a little while!
让我们开始吧！ Let's go!
你去哪儿了，还穿成这样？ Where have you been, dressed like this?
你可真优雅！ You're so elegant!
哦，像个年轻人！ Oh, like a young man!
现在几点了？ What time is it?
九点多了，梅林先生。 Past nine, Mr. Merlin.
九点！ Nine!
我就整晚他妈的啥也没做！ I didn't get anything done the whole night!
多么美好的生活啊。 What a life.
这里，伯杰夫人，能把它们都丢了吗？ Here, Mrs. Berger, could you get rid of all this?
鲍勃•圣克莱尔呢？ And Bob St. Clare?
他从金字塔里钻出来了吗？ Did he make it out of the pyramid?
那当然！ Obviously!
你应该好好休息，这不合常理！ You should rest. This is unreasonable!
请把这个插上。 Here, plug this in.
很遗憾，我不能这么做，伯杰夫人， Unfortunately, I can't, Mrs. Berger,
我必须两天里写满82页！ I need to write 82 pages in two days!
哦，可怜的人儿！ Oh, poor thing!
我给你煮些咖啡。 I'll make you some coffee.
那么，下面我该写什么呢？ So, what do I write?
喂，你好？ Hello?
是的，上校，他在。 Yes, Colonel, he's right here.
鲍勃，找你的！ Bob, it's for you!
喂，哪位？ Hello?
啊，荣幸之至，上校大人。 My respects, Colonel.
我需要马上见到你，圣克莱尔。 I need to see you right away, St. Clare.
不，我更喜欢墨西哥， No, I'd prefer Mexico,
不是在大使馆。 not the embassy .
当地时间三点，停车场后面。 3 : 00 local time, behind the parking lot.
这是上校的车！ This is the Colonel's car!
上校，你能听到我说话吗？ Colonel, can you hear me?
你怎么认为 ---？ 你永远不会知道的。 Do you think. . .? You never know.
上校？ Colonel?
我听得很清楚。 I hear you clearly .
-- 你感觉如何？ -- 太紧了。 How do you feel? It is very tight in here.
别担心，我们会帮你离开这里的。 Don't worry, we'll get you out of there.
不，圣克莱尔，对我来说一切都已经结束了。 No, St. Clare, it's over for me.
太痛苦了，我通常是个硬汉。 The pain is too much, and I'm usually a tough guy .
我知道你的，上校。 I know you are, Colonel.
别了，圣克莱尔，继续你的使命！ Farewell, St. Clare, continue on your mission!
再见，上校！ Farewell, Colonel!
他是一个英雄。 He was a hero.
他死了，我也太老了，无法承受这样的震惊打击。 He's dead, too old for such a shock.
我在黑暗中敲击。 I'm tapping in the dark.
打扰一下？ Excuse me?
我只是随便写写而已！ I'm just writing whatever!
那为啥？ But why?
因为我已经经历过了，伯杰夫人！ Because I've had it, Mrs. Berger!
是的，缩微胶卷，催泪瓦斯，双重间谍， Yes, microfilm, teargas, double agents,
我已经受够了！ I've had enough of it!
克格勃、冷战、影子士兵， The KGB, cold wars, the shadow soldiers,
够了，足够了！ enough, enough!
你好吗？ How you doing?
哦，他们要出版这一个，不是吗？ Oh they're going to publish this one, aren't they?
你是认真的吗？他们更好！ Are you serious? They better!
里面有性、暴力等所有一切！ It has sex, violence everything!
在那之后又会发生什么？ What's gonna happen after that?
可怕的卡波夫将安装 -- The terrible Karpof will install
炸药坡道，在墨西哥，伯杰夫人！ ramps with explosives in Mexico, Mrs. Berger!
核炸弹吗？ Nuclear stuff?
嗯嗯，但我向你保证， Mmm hmm, but let me assure you,
鲍勃•圣克莱尔将再次拯救自由世界。 Bob St. Clare will save the free world, once again.
梅林先生在吗？ Is Mr. Merlin in?
这该死的热水器！ This damn water heater!
哎呀，对不起！ Oops, sorry!
你读过我的杰作了吗？ Did you read my masterpieces?
是的，全部！我一宿没睡。 All of them! I didn't sleep a wink.
你好牛呢！ Extraordinary!
-- 你真的觉得他们都还不错吗？ -- 哦，我可没这么说。 You really think they're good? Oh, I didn't say that.
这真令人安慰！ That's comforting!
好坏与否，这不是我感兴趣的。 Good, bad, that's not what interests me.
这种文学，为了使其有效， This kind of literature, for it to be effective,
只能快速阅读，无需重复。 needs to be read quickly without repetition.
没错，这就是重点。 Exactly, that's the whole point.
这不是文学。 It's not literature.
只是欲望的表现。 It's the expression of desire
以及我们内心所携带的力量的冲动。 and the rush of power that we all carry inside of us.
到底谁将是你的读者？ Who are your readers?
即将出海的水手，还有营地里的士兵， The sailor about to go to sea, the soldier in camp,
商务旅客，以及来自外省的女孩。 the business traveler, the girl from the provinces.
我想整明白基本动机 I would like to understand the basic motivation
什么？ What?
我想了解你的读者的基本动机 I want to understand the basic motivations of your audience
1200万读者！ 12 million readers!
等等！ Wait, wait!
你到底在做什么？ What is it that you do exactly?
-- 社会性。-- 啥？ Socio. Pardon me?
社会学。我在 C.I.S. Sociology .I'm at the C. I .S.
我懂了！ Oh, I see!
你写的这些英雄冒险故事是普遍的叙事类型。 The adventures of your heroes are universal narrative types.
他们内心的连接， The net of their inner articulation
说吧，想喝点什么吗？ Tell me, would you like a drink?
还有他们之间的关系， The relations between them
定义了他们所有可能经历的极限。 define the limits of all possible experiences.
有苏格兰威士忌、马提尼、或者波特酒？ Scotch, Martini, port?
来一口波特酒。 A sip of port.
根据你的叙述，人们可以画出相应事件的底线。 Based on your narrative, one could draw the bottom line
每类故事中应有的底线， of the classification of this genre of storytelling,
几乎是原型的。 almost archetypical
你确定你不想喝点苏格兰威士忌吗？ You're sure you don't want a scotch?
不，我更喜欢马提尼 No, I'd prefer the Martini
这就是集体中，有罪个体的刻板印象。 The stereotype of the guilty individual in the collective
我需要买点马提尼，出去一会。 来一杯苏格兰威士忌怎么样？ I need to buy more Martini, I'm out. How about a scotch?
不，谢谢了。你明白了吗？ No, thanks. Do you understand?
文学分析就是从根上汲取丰富性，和营养。 Literary analysis draws its fertility from a root
从人类学的角度来看， in an anthropological standpoint, which
嘿，咋的，和我说一说呗。 Hey, so tell me something.
我特别迷信基础研究。 I'm convinced that the fundamental studies
-- 还有民族性冲动---，-- 安静。 and ethnic impulses，Be quiet.
-- 什么？ -- 安静！ What? Be quiet!
既然你在听的，我想告诉你一件事。 Now that you're listening, I'd like to tell you something.
我把你写进了我的小说里。 I put you in my novel.
是的，就是目前我正写的这本， Yeah, in this book that I'm writing now,
女主角的名字是塔蒂亚娜。 the heroine's name is Tatiana.
她非常美丽， She's very beautiful,
她看起来就像你一样。 and she looks just like you.
比如说现在的你， Right now, for example,
你现在身处太平洋上的一间平房里， you're on the Pacific Ocean, in a bungalow,
鲍勃•圣克莱尔正在尝试对你做出大动作。 and Bob St. Clare is trying to make his big move on you.
你知道他的名声，但你还抱着一丝怀疑。 You know his reputation, and so you're skeptical.
我抱有怀疑？ I'm skeptical?
是的，塔蒂亚娜就是。 Well, Tatiana is.
可我的名字是克里斯汀。 My name is Christine.
那么亲爱的，你呢？ And for you, my dear?
甘菊酒？清酒？托卡伊？ Kummel? Sake? Tokay?
还是瓜瓦酒？木瓜清醇？ Guava liqueur? Fermented papaya?
一滴清酒吧。 A drop of sake.
不！ No!
我会和你做爱，小姑娘。 I will make love to you, little girl.
鲍勃！ Bob!
我得走了！ I have to leave now!
不，等等！ No, wait!
请原谅，我拿些书可以吗？ Please forgive me. May I take the books?
我会还回来的。 I'll bring 'em back.
哦，我是个傻瓜！ Oh, I'm a fool!
有一瞬间，我想我当时在墨西哥！ For a moment, I thought I was in Mexico!
-- 真的，嗯，-- 可不是呢。 Really, well, we're not.
你也不是鲍勃•圣克莱尔。 Nor are you Bob St. Clare.
那他应该怎么做呢？ What does he have to do with it?
出什么事了？ What's happening?
高压电击！ High voltage shock!
220伏，相当强！ 220 volts, pretty strong!
你不要老是玩这个怎么样？ How about you stop playing with that all the time?
对不起，我想调暗灯光，营造一点氛围。 Excuse me, I wanted to dim the light for a little ambience.
关掉它，快点！ Turn it off! Hurry!
见鬼去吧！ To hell with this!
真是个傻瓜！ What an idiot!
国际中心社会学 InternationaI Center for Sociology
乒乒乓乓，呸嘭！ Boom! Bang! Chock! Buh boom!
或更复杂的：噗！噗！巴姆巴姆！ or more sophisticated: Pling! Pow! Bam bam!
这就是解释。 That's the interpretation
从心理学和精神分析的角度出发--- from a psychological and psychoanalytical standpoint
鲍勃•圣•克莱尔对卡波夫的态度。 of Bob St. Clare's attitude towards Karpof.
你让我发笑，可怜的克里斯汀！ You make me laugh, poor Christine!
我厌倦了你的态度。 And I'm sick of your attitude.
你知道，我也能有所发现的。 I can make discoveries, too, you know!
鲍勃•圣•克莱尔，下一个发现吗？ Bob St. Clare, a discovery?
好吧，我自己来写这篇论文吧！ Fine, I'll write this thesis by my self!
好啊，去做吧。我们都会拜读的。 Go ahead, do it. We'll all read it.
至少值得一笑！ It'll be worth at least a good laugh!
我鄙视你，皮鲁。 I despise you, Pilu.
-- 你认识梅林吗？ -- 不认识。 Do you know Merlin? No.
我勒个去，这家伙在做什么？ What the hell is this guy doing?
-- 我需要数字！-- 数字？ I need numbers! Numbers?
是的，谁负责那个？ Yes, who's in charge of that?
我不知道。 I don't know.
早上好，孩子们，这是怎么回事？ Good morning, children, what's going on?
这位女士正在做研究。 This lady is doing research.
研究？ Research?
好的，进来吧，小姐。 All right, come in, miss.
我不想被打扰。 I don't want to be disturbed.
现在你知道一切了。 Now you know everything.
这非常有趣，小姐！ That's very interesting, mademoiselle!
你的想法很有意思。 Your idea very interesting.
这是真的，为什么鄙视通俗小说？ It's true,why despise popular novels?
每周有百万读者购买我的书。 Millions of readers buy my books every week.
这使我想到我的巨大责任， When I think of my huge responsibilities,
我必须承认，他们吓到我了。 I must admit, they scare me.
是的，但是你是怎么发现弗朗索瓦•梅林的？ Yes, but how did you find Francois Merlin?
梅林啊，他只是我的作家们的其中之一。 Merlin, he's just one of my writers.
我的论文是专门针对他的。 My thesis is on him, specifically .
我不明白你的意思。 I don't understand you.
我不想强迫自己 I don't want to impose myself,
但我确信你的论文一定会有深度。 but I'm sure your thesis would gain depth
尤其是聚焦核心问题人物身上。 if it was on a man who's at the core of the problem.
那是谁呀？ Who would that be?
我呀，总编辑。 Me, the editor.
那弗朗索瓦•梅林呢？ And Francois Merlin?
听着，小妹妹， Listen, young lady,
我会告诉你我对你朋友梅林的看法。 I'll tell you what I think of your friend Merlin.
当然，他是个好人 Sure, he's a nice guy,
但他很懒！ but he's lazy!
晚上好。 Good evening.
晚上好！ Good evening!
最近好吗？ How is it going?
嗯，我已经开写了28页。 Well, I've written 28 pages.
现在处于哪一点啦？ At what point are you now?
等着哈，我有些不记得了。 Hang on, I don't remember.
在这里！ Here!
“他向塔蒂亚娜弯下腰， "He bends over Tatiana,
“她赤裸乳房里面砰砰跳得厉害。 "her heart pounding behind her naked breast.
“鲍勃有力的手指在她精致的皮肤上滑动--。 "Bob's strong fingers smoothly run over her radiant skin.
“她呻吟着，声音有些沙哑， 是否因快活的痛苦而扭曲呢， "She moans, her hoarse voice sounding distorted with pain,
几乎与此同时，他们一起达到快乐的最高顶峰。” and the highest peaks of pleasure at the same time."
打扰一下，电话！ Excuse me, the telephone!
喂，你好？ Hello?
我吵醒你了吗？ Did I wake you up?
你知道，我一直就我们的谈话想了很多。 You know, I've been thinking about our conversation a lot.
-- 我太激动了！-- 你太客气了。 I'm so excited! You're too kind.
我们需要谈谈相关的细节。 We need to talk about this in detail.
明天一起吃个午饭吧。 Let's have lunch tomorrow.
哦，可能不行，我要上课到 1: 00。 Oh, I can't, I have a class 'til 1 : 00.
一点？太好了，我来接你！ One? Perfect! I'll pick you up!
但是，我真不能确定。 But, I'm not sure
好的， 回头见！ Good! See you then!
乔治！乔治！ Georges! Georges!
与社会学家进展怎样？ How's it going with the sociologist?
我只需要24小时。 Give me 24 hours.
你的皮肤真是令人啧啧称奇，和巴赫太搭了。 It's amazing how your skin goes well with Bach.
是亨德尔好吧。 Handel.
那就很直接了，不是吗？ That's direct, isn't it?
嘿，那就是人们想要的！ Hey, that's what people want!
这很棒。 It is very good.
“他柔软的肌肉在丝绸料的和服下面颤动着--。” "His supple muscles move under the silk of the kimono."
好吧，够了 Alright, enough
“他朝她走来，眼神里狂野而无情” "He walks towards her, his look, wild and ruthless "
好吧，够了 Okay, enough
“他的和服滑落， "His kimono slips down,
显示他男人气概的骄傲一览无余。” uncovering his virility in all its pride."
嗯，说真的，这确实有点大胆。 Well, it's true, that sentence is a little daring.
我其实想要重写情爱场面。 I actually want to rewrite the love scene.
真的，我会更多诚实而感人。 Really, I'll make it more honest and moving.
我们可以来一些真正的温柔， We could give some real tenderness,
给这个白痴一些真正的温暖！ some real warmth to this imbecile!
你指的是谁？ Who do you mean?
鲍勃•圣•克莱尔，只能是他了！ Bob St. Clare, of course!
他总是扮假，这个傻瓜， He's always pretending, this fool,
也总是同样的套路！ always the same show!
“你的皮肤和巴赫很搭。” "Your skin goes great with Bach."
这到底是什么意思？ What the heck does that mean?
例如，他可以说，“我很孤单 。” For example, he could say, "I'm lonely ."
就是这样的！ That's it!
“塔蒂亚娜，我很孤独， "Tatiana, I am lonely,
我已年近40，而我一直很孤独。” I'm 40 years old and I've always been lonely ."
嘿，这一点不好笑，你知道的！ Hey, that's not funny, you know!
“而当我看到你的那一刻起，我对自己说， "And the moment I saw you, I said to my self,
“她就是那个我一直日思夜想，在期盼的人。 "she's the one I've been waiting for.
“塔蒂亚娜…… "Tatiana. . .
我爱你。” I love you."
不对了，完全错误！ Oh no, totally wrong!
你完全整出格了！ You're completely out of it!
鲍勃•圣克莱尔与常人相反，他不带多愁善感的！ Bob St. Clare is the exact opposite of a sentimental man!
早上好，梅林先生！ Good morning, Mr. Merlin!
哦，对不起，你还在呢！ Oh, I'm sorry, you're still here!
我先让你们再待一会。 I'll leave you alone.
不，我想我还是要走了。 No, I'm leaving anyway .
你听到我说的了吗？ Do you hear me?
这就是圣克莱尔，不是其他人！ That's who St. Clare is, and no one else!
啊，鲍勃•圣克莱尔！一个真正的男人！ Ah, Bob St. Clare! What a man!
瞧？ See?
你的读者在说话！ That's your audience speaking!
鲍勃•圣克莱尔是一只野猫！是一个真男子！ Bob St. Clare is a wildcat! A real man!
我们就是因为这样喜欢他的，不是吗，女士？ That's how we like him, isn't it, madame?
非常正确！ That's right!
再见，继续努力吧！ Goodbye, work hard!
你看，这位年轻小姐说的也就是正如我侄女所说。 You see, this young lady says exactly what my niece says.
好的，听着，伯杰夫人，去打扫浴室吧， Okay listen, Mrs. Berger, go clean the bathroom,
请打扫干净一点！ and thoroughly, please!
我无法再忍受这些关于鲍勃•圣克莱尔的废话了！ I can't stand all this nonsense about Bob St. Clare anymore!
一只野猫！穿和服的大野人！ A wildcat! A big savage in a kimono!
让我们来看看他自己是怎么想的吧！ Let's see what he thinks of this, the great athlete!
爽吗？ Happy?
是的。 Yeah.
你想挑衅我？ Trying to start a fight?
等一下。 Wait a second.
转过身来。 Turn around.
喂，你好？ Hello, yes?
鲍勃，你电话。 Bob, It's for you.
你好？ Hello?
你好，圣克莱尔！ Hello, St. Clare!
对不起，稍等一下，我这环境有点不好。 I'm sorry, I have a very bad reception.
已经都结束了，好吗！！ Shut up, already!!
我在听呢。 I'm listening.
我想和你做一笔交易，亲爱的圣克莱尔。 I'd like to make you a deal, dear St. Clare.
半小时后悬崖路面谈好吗？ Can we meet on the cliffroad in half an hour?
行啊，不见不散！ Perfect, see you there!
乖乖，来点好吃的。 Eat, eat your treats.
今晚不陪我过夜了？ You're not spending the night with me?
对不起，宝贝，但我有更重要的事情要做。 Excuse me, baby, but l have more important things to do.
在下面，在你的右边，不要加速！ Down there, on your right, don't accelerate!
松手，再把脚从刹车上拿开！ Let go, get your foot off the brakes!
（阿尔巴尼亚语） ( speaking Albanian )
克里斯汀！ Christine!
早上好，先生！ Good morning, sir!
“乔治”，拜托！我们一起吃午饭吧。 "Georges", please! We're having lunch together.
在哪里？ Where?
哪里都行。拉塞尔，金钱之旅 Anywhere. Lasserre, Le Tour d'Argent
我没有时间！ I don't have the time!
那我们就在辛特拉的小吃吧来点薯条吧？ How about some fries at Cintra's snackbar?
不，我只有半小时。 No, I only have half an hour.
我需要去隔壁的医学社会学班级，。 I need to go to medico sociology class, next door.
好主意！我陪你走！ Good idea! I'll walk you!
谢谢。 Thank you.
让我告诉你吧， Let me tell you that
我昨天就开始整理思路到位。 I started putting things in place yesterday .
我已经重新联系了所有的联系人，他们正在等着见你呢！ I've reunited all my contacts, they're waiting to meet you!
我会把你介绍给所有的高位人士。 I'll introduce you to the people in all the highest positions.
我们可以今晚就开始吧 So, let's start tonight
请来我家吃晚饭吧。 We'll have dinner at my house, in Saint Cloud.
谢谢。 Thanks.
虾、烧烤、桑格利亚汽酒、丰盛之至。 Shrimp, barbecue, sangria, completely unpr etentious.
快来啊，小姐，快的！ Come quick, mademoiselle, quick!
怎么啦？ What happened?
可怕，太不幸了！快来看看吧！ It's terrible! A misfortune! Come look!
他在哪里？ Where is he?
他掉下去了！太可怕了！ He fell! lt's horrible!
从 200 英尺处坠落！ He fell 200 feet!
不是那里，是在海洋里，不是这儿！ Not there in the ocean, not here!
鲍勃•圣•克莱尔！他掉进了海里！ Bob St. Clare! He fell into the ocean!
看，在这里，读这个！ Look, here, read this!
看在上帝的份上，鲍勃！每个人都认为你死定了！ For God's sake, Bob! Everybody thinks you're dead!
五角大楼震惊！ The Pentagon is shocked!
巴黎全境哀悼！ All of Paris is in mourning!
北京也恐慌！ Panic in Beijing!
你发烧了吗？ You have fever?
是的，这还不是全部。 Yes and that's not all.
那是什么？ What's that?
疟疾！ Malaria!
可以做什么？ What can be done?
只能等，等它传播。 We have to wait for it to spread.
-- 现在是几奌？ -- 9：00。 What time is it? 9: 00.
我们必须去了！ We have to go!
去哪里？ Where?
去温水里浸泡。 To soak it in warm water.
每次半小时，医生说的。 Every half hour, the doctor told me.
但卡波夫呢？ But what about Karpof?
阿尔巴尼亚人？炸弹？中国人？ Albania? The bombs? The Chinese?
如果你不介意的话！我要先接受治疗了。 I'd like to get my treatment first, if you don't mind!
我的手指好痛！ My finger hurts!
哎哟! Ouch!
来吧，别再做这样的白痴了！ Come on, stop being such an idiot!
他失去了理智！ He's lost his mind!
哦，这还不是全部，继续阅读！ Oh, that's not all, keep reading!
不，我已经受够了！ No, I've had enough!
等等，在医院里， 鲍勃•圣克莱尔得了坏疽， Wait, here, in the hospital, Bob St. Clare gets gangrene,
他们截掉了他的腿，但已经太晚了。 they amputate his leg, but it's too late.
他的心脏停止了跳动，第二天--- His heart gives up and the next day,
他们把他带到太平间！ they take him to the morgue!
他现在在哪儿？ Where is he now?
在停尸房里！ In the morgue!
不，梅林，他在哪里？ No, Merlin, where is he?
好极了！ Great!
我们赢了！ We're winning!
不对不对！异议！你自己过来看看吧！ No, you're not! Objection! Come see for your self!
这不公平！这就是我们的得分，显而易见的！ That's not fair! It's our score, that's obvious!
你不能这么写，这太荒谬了！ You can't write this! It's ridiculous!
你是啥意思，我不行吗？ What do you mean, I can't?
我才是作家，不是吗？ 我可以由着自己性子，想怎么写就怎么写呀！ I am the author, am I not? I'll write whatever I please!
哦，这个鲍勃•圣克莱尔！ Oh, this Bob St. Clare!
十年来，这个混小子一直压抑并激怒着我！ For ten years, that brute has overpowered and irritated me!
今天，最后的复仇，大结局吧！ Today, the final vengeance!
他死了！而我还活着！ He's dead! And I'm alive!
啊，我的朋友们！ 空气如此新鲜！阳光也如此明媚！让我们运动起来。 Ah, my friends! Fresh air! Sunshine! Sports!
你抢走了我的球！ You took my ball!
你敢说我是小偷吗？请立即收回这句话！ Are you calling me a thief? Take that back immediately!
-- 可我什么也没说！ -- 那这样就更好。 I didn't say anything! That's better.
有意见吗？ Any comments?
我不想一辈子被踩！ I don't want to be stepped on my whole life!
不想再有强迫劳动！ No more forced labor!
我不想再多写一个词了！ I won't write another word!
让这该死的打字机扔进垃圾桶吧！ I'll throw the typewriter into the trash!
终于，我是一个自由的人了！ 对吧，我的小甜心？！ Finally, a free man! Right, my sweet muffin?
克里斯汀？ Christine?
克里斯汀！ Christine!
-- 让我走。-- 绝不。 Let me go. Never.
-- 你在伤害我。-- 才好呢！ You're hurting me. Even better!
你这个丑陋的畜生。 You ugly brute.
你是喜欢野蛮人的。 I thought you liked savages.
恶心！ You're disgusting!
真没想到我写的论文居然是关于你的。 To think I wanted to write my thesis about you.
没人在乎你写什么的。 Nobody cares about your thesis anyway .
什么？ What?
那现在你要做什么？ So what are you gonna do now?
我要离开巴黎。 I'll leave Paris.
我要去奥弗涅，甚至是远东。 I'll go to the Auvergne, maybe the Far East.
你，你你永远不再创作了吗？ You you'll never write again?
绝不了！ Never!
真丢脸。 What a shame.
我喜欢塔蒂亚娜。 I liked Tatiana.
我也是。 Me, too.
我只需走下一层楼梯，就发现自己身在墨西哥。 I just had to go down one floor and I found my self in Mexico.
这一切都是你的错。 All this is your fault.
我的错？ My fault?
是的，你和你纸本上的鲍勃•圣克莱尔，你的理想男人！ Yes, you and your theory of Bob Saint Clare, your ideal man!
我的理想型男人？去毬的吧。 My ideal man? No, not at all.
我喜欢机智敏感的男人！ I love sensitivity and tact in a man!
就像我这款的。 Like my type.
确实，就你这德行！ Your type, exactly!
快说！你要去哪儿？ Come on! Where to?
我会重新开始！ I'll start again!
我会抹去这一切，并重新开始。 I'll erase all this and start over.
给我一个任意的随机标题吧， Give me any random title
我完成一本新书也就短短两天！ and I'll write a new book in just two days!
哦，克莉丝汀，按照这个速度， 那将是每周三本书！ Oh, Christine, at this rate, that's three books every week!
先把这个做完吧！ Finish this one first!
也许你是对的，我们刚刚说到哪了？ Yes, you're right, where were we?
鲍勃•圣克莱尔与卡波夫有个会面。 Bob St. Clare had a meeting with Karpof.
对的，就是那样。 Yes, that's it.
他离开了塔蒂亚娜。 He leaves Tatiana.
弗朗索瓦. Francois.
你的咖啡没了，我去买一些吧。 You're out of coffee. I'll go get some.
-- 不，谢谢。 -- 没事，我马上回来！ No, please. Yes, I'll be right back!
克里斯汀，你还没准备好吗？ Christine, you're not ready yet?
噢，先生，晚餐！ Oh monsieur, the dinner!
嗯，毕竟，今晚时间对我来说不是很好。 Well, tonight isn't really good for me, after all.
不要成为派对扫兴者嘛！ Don't be a party pooper!
我们已经迟到了！ We're late already!
我们要去圣克劳德。 By the time we arrive in St. Cloud
好的，你先走吧！ All right, you go ahead!
我给你买了一些苹果。 I got some apples for you.
你的果冻也用完了，所以我还买了一些蜂蜜。 And you were out of jelly, so I bought some honey .
哦，我可真是笨手笨脚的。 Oh, I'm so clumsy .
对不起，我打碎了一个玻璃杯。 I broke a glass, I'm sorry!
你要走了？ You're leaving?
是的。 Yes.
你不留下来吃晚餐？ You're not staying for dinner?
不了，这一切都是为了您。 No, I prepared everything for you.
咖啡准备好了。 The coffee's ready .
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
-- 去吃晚餐。-- 在哪里？ To dinner. Where?
在你的编辑家。 At your editor's house.
查伦？你认识他吗？ Charron? You know him?
是的，不，不是真的。 Yes no, not really .
-- 什么时候认识的？ -- 昨天吧 。 Since when? Since yesterday .
是关于我的论文的一些---，我以后会向你解释。 It's about my thesis, I'll explain it to you later.
很好很好，顺便一提哈 。 He's very nice, by the way .
-- 好吧，走吧，-- 我明白了，晚安！ All right, go, I understand, good night!
-- 你难过吗？ -- 不。 Are you upset? No.
给我一些时间来适应吧。 Give me some time to get used to it.
我有点守旧，你知道的。 I'm a little old fashioned, you know.
喂，你好？ Hello?
发生什么事了？ What's happening?
我们都在等你。 We're waiting for you.
哦，这样的，我不来了。 Oh, well, I'm not coming.
哦，不！别这样对我！ No! Don't do this to me!
你知道谁在这儿吗？ Do you know who's here?
塞缪尔•维托夫斯基，《文化与革命》的作者。 Samuel Witowski, the author of "Culture and Revolution".
一个天才！先锋！ A genius! A pioneer!
他可是很渴望见到你哟。 He's eager to meet you.
哦，真的很抱歉，我不能--- 明天我必须早起。 Oh, I'm really sorry, I can't, I have to get up early tomorrow.
好吧，如你所愿了。 As you wish.
但我很失望。晚安！ But I'm very disappointed. Good night!
嘘！ Shhhh!
查伦先生。 Mr. Charron.
是否一个惊喜啊？ What a surprise, huh?
进来吧！ Come in!
你还没有睡觉吧？ You weren't sleeping, were you?
这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
萨姆！ Sam!
他要在巴黎停留两天。 He'll be in Paris for two days.
你会发现，他是一个有趣的家伙！ You'll see, he's such an exciting person!
顺便说一句，克里斯汀， By the way, Christine,
我想问你一个问题，请如实回答我， I'd like to ask you a question, please tell me honestly
这就是我的答案！ Here's my answer!
我宁可死！ I'd rather die!
“使出洪荒之力后……撕扯掉了她的衣服 ”。 ". . .ripped off her dress with a violent gesture. . ."
那儿！ There!
老头儿，你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here, old man?
哦，弗朗索瓦！ Oh Francois!
回答我，你在屋顶做什么？ Answer me, what are you doing on the roof?
-- 你为什么让我离开？-- 嘿，听好了！ Why did you let me leave? Hey, listen!
你在梦游吗？你要去哪里？ You're sleepwalking? Where are you going?
出去吧，先生！这边请。 Out, monsieur! It's this way .
你知道的，我可在期待明早上你交来的小说哟。 You know, I'm expecting your novel tomorrow morning.
你要在地沟里寻找灵感吗？回去工作吧！ Looking for inspiration in the gutters? Get to work!
你的拖鞋！ Your slippers!
他忘记穿拖鞋了！没有拖鞋他写不出东西来的。 He forgot his slippers! He can't work without slippers.
嘿，别管我了！ Hey, leave me alone!
哎呀，我的眼睛！ Ow, my eye!
帮我！ Help me!
那个贱人！ That bitch!
你的假发！ Your wig!
还有谁在乎我的假发？ Who cares about my wig?
弗朗索瓦，开门！你忘记你的拖鞋了！ Francois, open up! You forgot your slippers!
请别打扰我！ Leave me alone!
开门，你听我的解释！ Open up, I want to explain this to you!
我要工作！ I'm working!
弗朗索瓦！ Francois!
（阿尔巴尼亚语） ( speaking Albanian )
再来啊？ One more time?
（阿尔巴尼亚语） ( speaking Albanian )
先生们，我刚刚被强奸了 Gentlemen, I have just been raped
领头的是这个阿尔巴尼亚特勤局的头， 这个畜生！！ by the head of the Albanian Secret Service!
（阿尔巴尼亚语） ( Speaking Albanian )
头儿，我强烈抗议！ Commander, I violently protest!
你们这些男人，刚才的行为如畜生一般， 令人无法接受， Your men behaved in an unacceptable manner just now,
居然就发生在我的家门口！ in front of my house!
开火！ Fire!
啊，鲍勃，终于见到你了！ Ah, Bob, finally!
我不想留着他，他被传染了。 I don't want him in here. He's contagious.
-- 哦，这次又是什么？ -- 腮腺炎。 What is it this time? The mumps.
向前开，向前开！ Move, forwards!
嘿，我说的“向前开”！ Ah, "forward, " I said!
难道你不能长多个眼？ Couldn't you be more careful?
怎么样，严重吗？ Are the mumps serious?
呵呵，对于男人来说很烦人了。 Well, it's kind of annoying for an adult.
-- 是的，我那个啥不行了！-- 所以呢？ Yes, I'm impotent! So what?
停火！ Cease fire!
卡尔波夫！！ Karpov!!
我在这。 Here I am.
现在就在你我之间吧，卡尔波夫！ It's between us now, Karpov!
你知道我喜欢你的，不是吗！ You know I like you, don't you!
真的吗？ Really?
行了！ There!
太棒了，梅林！ Great, Merlin!
你就让你的铁粉睡在楼道里！ You let your fans sleep in the stairway!
住口！ Shut up!
噢，绅士一些吧！ Oh, amongst gentlemen!
等一下。 Wait.
嘿，查伦！ Hey Charron!
你等一下！ Wait!
你好像忘记点什么了！ You forgot something!